
Mortimer’s Wish
When Mortimer wished on a star, I don't think he wished very far. No currency came. No change in his name. No limo replaced his old car.

When Mortimer wished on a star, I don't think he wished very far. No currency came. No change in his name. No limo replaced his old car.

I once knew a cowboy from Roth Who lassoed a Hercules Moth. He jumped through the hoop - Was thrown for a loop - And now sits at home slurping broth.

My sister, the beautiful Willa Likes riding her bike to the Villa To bring home to eat A purchased cool treat In strawberry, mint, or vanilla.

There was a poor man from Montana Who married the neighbor girl, Anna. He loved his own wife More than his own life So, bought her a brand new bandana.

Dear Jonathon Jeremy Hess, In writing this note, I confess That your sweet proposal, At my keen disposal, Will doubtless be answered, "Oh, yes!"

I once had a lizard named Gus Whose talents and genius were thus: He never would talk, Just slept on a rock, Refusing to entertain us.

While walking in beautiful weather, I found a magnificent feather. Its colors were brilliant, Its fibers resilient - A gift for my dear daughter, Heather.